Light & Loony

• Monica Lewinsky Look-alike Contest - Held August 21, 1998 Rio Bravo on West End in Nashville
• Misadventures of Spotted Al- Al Gore's goofs, gaffes, screw-ups and lies are exposed for all the world to see.
• History Repeats Itself - Similarities between Clinton and The Titanic
• Ben & Jerry's New Flavors - Clinton influences the world of ice cream
• I Did Not Scratch The Car - Clinton influences the next generation
• Monica Lewinsky's Diary - Source unknown
• Nixon vs. Clinton - Source unknown
• What the people of Montana think of Clinton-Gore - a sign of the times
• Clinton's School Reform Tour - Not to be confused with his reform school tour
• Welcome To Arkansas - A disclaimer for the Commander-in-Cheat
• Spotted Al, Father of the Internet - Suitable for your ceiling
• Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows - How Clinton won twice
• Uncle Bill Wants You
• The New Clinton Stamp - For the 3rd-class male
• What Were The Clintons Thinking? - The family heads to Martha's Vineyard with a lot to think about
• Clinton Cartoon - Hillary's solution
• Elvis Meets Clinton - Bubba meets The King
  This photo hit the news wires during the '92 campaign and was carried in newspapers all across the country. This particular clipping is from the Columbia Daily Tribune in Columbia, Missouri. You put on an Elvis costume one time and you're labeled an Elvis Presley Impersonator! Notice the apprehensive look on Spotted Al's face. He feared at that very moment that this photograph may come back to haunt him. For you hard core trivia buffs, take a glance over The King's shoulder. You'll catch a glimpse of none other than Terry Hopkins from Nashville Today on 1510 WLAC dressed as 'Colonel Tom.'
• Bill and Al get cozy - Computer magic makes for a funny picture
  This picture ran in The Tennessean during the annual Family Re-Union conference at
  Vanderbilt. I commented that the two looked like they were a little more than friends,
  if you catch my drift. Listener Morris Sullivan from Murfressboro picked up on my
  comment and used a little computer magic to enhance the photo. Click here for his
  masterpiece.

The following commentaries were written for the website prior to the start of Phil's newspaper column on November 20, 2001.

• Gore's night of drugs and cheating - Minister spills beans on Gore
• Second eyewitness confirms biker story 
• Now who's standing in the schoolhouse door? - Is Al Gore the George Wallace of our time?
• Allegations of Drug Use By VP While In Congress - Former friend drops a dime on Al
• A Fair Minimum Wage - What's fair is fair
• Al Gore Linked To 'Hillbilly Mafia' - More dirty dealings from the VP
• A Rational Look At The Gun Debate - The real facts
• The Super Bowl and Jesse Jackson - Do as I say, not as I do
• Is John Off His Rocker? - The hypocrisy in sports
• Hate Crime Laws - Unequal Justice
• Where's The Affirmative Action War? - The crisis in Kosovo
• The Poll Puppets - Separating the statesmen from the politicians
• Are We Asking Too Much? - The hypocrites on the right
• Black, Conservative and Proud - The rise of J.C. Watts
• Election Is Wake-up Call for Republicans - What went wrong
• Statesman or Politician - Doing the right thing
• Threshold For Impeachment - Clearing up the confusion
• What About Whitewater? - The OIC ain't finished yet
• Private Conduct Matters - Why we deserve to know
• So, How Serious Is Perjury? - Ammunition against the Clinton apologists
• Willey vs. Willy -The Kathleen Willey 60 Minutes appearance