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Misadventures
of Spotted Al
The
stories you're about to hear are true. The names
have not been changed to expose the stupid.
''Why
should we believe that you will tell the truth as president
if you don't tell the truth as a candidate?''
Former Senator Bill Bradley asked of Gore at a debate in
New Hampshire.
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January
17, 1993: In a tour of Monticello, Gore asks about a
row of busts, "Who are these people?" According to The
New York Times, the curator "helpfully identified the
unfamiliar faces. "This is George Washington on
the extreme right... with Benjamin Franklin close behind."
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January
6, 1994: In a speech in Milwaukee praising the city's
ethnic diversity, Gore says America "can be e pluribus
unum. Out of one, many." The correct translation
is, of course, "Out of many, one."
- October
28, 1994: In Virginia, Gore attacks Oliver North's Senate
bid supporters as "the extreme right wing, the extra chromosome
right wing." Advocates for those with Down's Syndrome,
caused by an extra chromosome, were outraged.
- November
28, 1994: The New Yorker quotes from letters Gore sent
his father in the '60s saying anti-communism was a "form
of psychological ailment -- in this case a national madness,"
leading the U.S. into "supporting fascist totalitarian
regimes in the name of fighting totalitarianism...For
me the best example of all is the U.S. Army."
- August
28, 1996: The Democratic National Convention in Chicago.
Gore makes a moving speech about his sister's death in
1984 from cancer which, he claims, spurred him to wage
war on the tobacco industry. However, while running
for president in 1988, Gore told an audience of tobacco
farmers, "I want you to know that with my own hands, all
of my life, I put it in the plant beds and transferred
it. I've hoed it. I've dug in it. I've sprayed it, I've
chopped it, I've shredded it, spiked it, put it in the
barn and stripped it and sold it." He also received
thousands of dollars in PAC money from tobacco companies
after the death of his sister in 1984 and accepted federal
subsidies for the tobacco grown on his farm.
- January
24, 1997: On NBC's Today Show Gore said, "I did
not know that it was a fundraiser." When referring to
the Buddhist Temple fundraiser in California. In
fact, a DNC memo prepared for Gore made plain that the
event at Hsi Lai Temple in Hacienda Heights, Calif., was
a fundraiser. A Secret Service document called it a fundraiser,
Gorešs staff described the event as a fundraiser to reporters,
and DNC chairman Don Fowler testified to the Senate that
he knew "there was a fundraising aspect to this event."
Six weeks before attending the event, Gore met with temple
master Hsing Yun at the White House with fundraisers Maria
Hsia and John Huang. Later that day, Gore sent an e-mail
saying that he couldn't be in New York on April 28, 1996:
"If we have already booked the fundraisers [in California],
then we have to decline."
- December
1997: Gore tells Time's Karen Tumulty that he and Tipper
were the inspiration for Erich Segal's novel 'Love Story.'
Erich Segal has disputed that claim.
- December
22, 1997: The Washington Times notes Gore claimed "2,000
years ago a homeless woman gave birth to a homeless child
in a manger." He was referring to Joseph and Mary who
were traveling, not homeless.
- June
15, 1998: Gore tells Chicago Bull fans: "That Michael
Jackson is unbelievable, isn't he?" (That's Michael Jordan.)
- October
1, 1998: The Times of London reports that Gore told rock
star Courtney Love at a Hollywood party "I'm a really
big fan," but when she snapped "Yeah right, name a song,
Al," he said, "I can't name a song." Courtney told the
story to David Letterman. (view video clip)
- October
12, 1998: Gore stumps for Democrats in Minnesota, saying,
"They will be the education team that Missouri needs."
(Uh, Spotted, that's Minnesota.)
- December
19, 1998: After the House impeached Clinton, Spotted
Al lead a rally on the White House lawn where he told
the audience that Clinton was "a man I believe will be
regarded in the history books as one of our greatest presidents."
(view video clip)
- March
9, 1999: On CNN's Late Edition, Gore claims: "During my
service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative
in creating the Internet." President Clinton, trying
to cover for Spotted Al, said that he had done so much
for the internet that he deserved to take credit for inventing
it! (view video clip)
- April
6, 1999: You would think the 'Father of the Internet'
would be up on the federal laws that govern it.
Vice President Al Gore tries to launch a campaign web
site with a page asking children for their names, e-mail
addresses and zip codes -- a direct violation of a new
federal law passed by Congress last year and signed by
his buddy, President Bill Clinton.
- May
6, 1999: Al Gore claims during an Internet security photo-op
that tools developed to help parents protect children
from obscene web sites first originated with him in the
Roosevelt Room of the White House. But some involved with
the development of such computer programs as "one click"
say the credit goes to the industry and congressional
leaders, not Gore.
- June
16, 1999: "Halfway through this century,'' Gore
said, in declaring his candidacy, ''when my father saw
that thousands of his fellow Tennesseans were forced to
obey Jim Crow laws, he knew America could do better. He
saw a horizon in which his black and white constituents
shared the same hopes in the same world.'' It was
a moving tribute, but with a notable omission: The elder
Gore voted against the landmark civil rights legislation
of his time, the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which repudiated
the Jim Crow laws. Boston Globe, 4/11/00
- July
22, 1999: The Washington Times reports that New Hampshire
utility officials were asked by the Secret Service and
a river commission to release four billion gallons of
water to make sure presidential candidate Al Gore's canoe
floated during a photo opportunity. This was confirmed
by the head of the Vermont Department of Natural Resources.
The Gore campaign denied the allegation. Just after
the canoe trip, Gore made a campaign speech where he talked
about the environment.
- August
17, 1999: The General Accounting Office says Vice President
Al Gore has overstated cost savings for his "reinventing
government" project. Auditors looking at reforms
in three agencies say the project claimed almost 22 billion
dollars in savings. But, the auditors report there
is no evidence to support such savings. They also
say savings were inflated by double-counting cost cuts,
and that credit was taken for savings that may have been
the result of other efforts to streamline government.
- October
21, 1999: The Nashville Scene compiled a list of
quotes from Spotted Al on his tour of duty in Vietnam.
Keep in mind that he was a newspaper reporter and never
saw any action.
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"I took my turn regularly on the perimeter in these
little firebases out in the boonies. Something would
move, we'd fire first and ask questions later."
--Gore to Vanity Fair magazine
* "I was shot at. I spent most of my time in the field."
--Gore to the Washington Post
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"I carried an M-16. I pulled my turn on the perimeter
at night and walked through the elephant grass and
I was fired upon."
--Gore to the Baltimore Sun
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"I used to fly these things with the doors open, sitting
on the ledge with our feet
hanging down. If you flew low and fast, they
wouldn't have as much time to shoot you."
--Gore, to the Weekly Standard magazine, describing
flights aboard combat helicopters
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October
31, 1999: During a Q&A, Spotted Al brought up the
name of ex-Senator Barry Goldwater. "He's a great,
wonderful guy," Gore said. "I didn't agree with his
philosophy, although I'm agreeing with it more and more,
as he
seems to be moving to the center these days."
Oh, Spot. Goldwater died in May 1998. (source: New York
Daily News)
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November,
1999: In a Time Magazine interview, Spotted
Al commented on opponent Bill Bradley's idea to expand
the Earned Income Tax Credit. "I was the author
of that proposal. I wrote that, so I say, welcome aboard.
That is something for which I have been the principal
proponent for a long time." The problem is, the
EITC became law in 1975, a year before Al was even elected
to Congress.
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November
24, 1999: According to the New York Times, Al Gore claimed
he had sponsored the McCain-Feingold Campaign Finance
Reform bill. "Unlike Senator Bradley, I was a co-sponsor
of it." The fact is, Gore and Russell Feingold
never served together in the Senate. Gore later admitted
to the Times that his comment "was a mistake . . . [W]hat
I meant to say was that I supported that."
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December
3, 1999: While campaigning in New Hampshire, Spotted
Al said the following: "I found a little place in upstate
New York called Love Canal. I had the first hearing
on that issue," Gore told a New Hampshire high school
audience. "I was the one who started it all."
Spot's congressional hearing was long after the place
had been evacuated by the federal government.
It had been a national story since before the evacuation.
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December
14, 1999: Al was asked by a member of a town hall
meeting in Derry, New Hampshire what he thought about
the rape allegation against Bill Clinton made by Juanita
Broaddrick. He said, "I think that whatever mistakes
he made in his personal life are, in the minds of most
Americans, balanced against what he has done in his
life as President." In other words, rape is OK
as long as you're a good president.
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December
27, 1999: In a story reported by the Washington Post,
Gore claimed that he contributed important lines to
Hubert Humphrey’s acceptance speech at the 1968
Democratic convention. “Young Gore later often
told the story . . . [A]s [he] sat in the convention
hall and looked up at Humphrey in the spotlight, he
thought he heard his own words coming back to him,”
the paper said. When Gore’s supposed
conduit to Humphrey denied the influence, Gore blamed
his recollection on “Faulty memory. Faulty memory.”
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January
3, 2000: CBS Radio reported that the Y2K bug was
virtually nonexistent when the new year clicked over.
One of the few problems was on the site of the man who
claimed to invent the Internet. Spotted Al's campaign
web site welcomed visitors to 'January 1, 19100'.
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February
4, 2000: The New York Times quoted Spotted Al as saying,
“We had a huge event with 3,000 people at Ohio
State University.” The paper went on to say that
“officials at that rally said the room where it
had taken
place did not hold more than 1,200 people, and, given
the area needed for the staging erected for the occasion,
they estimated the crowd at 500.”
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February
20, 2000: New York Times reported that Gore said he
has 'always, always, always' supported Roe v. Wade.
In 1977, Rep. Gore voted for the Hyde Amendment, which
says that abortion 'takes the life of an unborn child
who is a living human being,' and that there is no constitutional
right to abortion. He cast many other
votes favorable to the pro-life cause and earned an
84 percent rating from the National Right to Life Committee.
He also sent a letter to his constituents insisting
that he was pro-life.
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March
1, 2000: San Jose Mercury News reports the following:
Gore was accused of continuing his cozy relationship
with "Big Tobacco" even after his sister died of cancer.
"It's not fair to say," Gore insisted. "I did
not. I did not. I began to confront them forcefully.
I don't see the inconsistency there." The truth
is, the same month Gore's sister died in 1984, he received
a $1,000 speaking fee from U.S. Tobacco. The next year,
he voted against cigarette and tobacco tax increases
three times and favored a bill allowing major cigarette
makers to purchase discounted tobacco. In the 1988 campaign,
Gore bragged of his tobacco background. (see story from
August of 1996 above)
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March
7, 2000: Spotted Al, in Nashville for his victory
celebration, had no idea that his own state wasn't voting
in Super Tuesday when he urged a fellow Tennessean to
get out and vote. As reported by the Associated
Press "while two dozen reporters and camera operators
watched from the lobby of his Nashville headquarters
on Tuesday, he (Gore) called a ``Miss Ferris'' and told
her, ``Today is the presidential primary in Tennessee.''
His expression changed as he listened to her.
``Well, you know, that is right. You are absolutely
right,'' he said before hanging up and quickly dialing
the next number on his voter call list."
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March
31, 2000: The Augusta, Georgia Chronicle reports
that "Al Gore can't seem to help but take credit for
programs that aren't his. This time, however,
the vice president has stepped on the toes of U.S. Sen.
Paul Coverdell, R-Ga, and the good senator is not going
to let him get away with it. What riles our state's
senior senator is Gore's claim that he authored the
Reading Excellence Act. Along with U.S. Rep. William
Goodling, R-Pa., Coverdell actually wrote and introduced
that legislation in 1998."
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May
2, 2000: The Washington Post reports that Gore, in describing
the Clinton administration plan outlined in the
1999 State of the Union address to have the federal
government invest some of the budget surplus in the
stock market, said "We didn't really propose it. We
talked about the idea." But page 37 of the Clinton
administration budget submitted to Congress in February:
"The President also proposes to invest half of the transferred
amounts in corporate equities." From last year's budget:
"The administration proposes tapping the power of private
financial markets to increase the resources to pay for
future Social Security benefits."
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August
8, 2000: The Fox News Channel's Brit Hume reported:
"In his interview with Tom Brokaw, Al Gore was asked
about Senator Lieberman's famous statement in September
1998 that President Clinton's conduct in the Lewinsky
case had been `immoral.' `Did you agree with Joe Lieberman
when he said that,' Gore was asked. `I did and said
so at the time,' Gore answered. But a search of records
reveals no such thing. Indeed, the first Gore statement
critical of Clinton's behavior did not come until June
of the following year."
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September
19, 2000: Addressing a Teamsters meeting, Gore spoke
of lullabies from his youth and sang, "Look for the
union label." The song was written in 1975, when
Gore was 27. (USA Today)
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September
20, 2000: Associated Press reports the vice president
told Florida senior citizens in an Aug. 28 speech
that his mother-in-law pays $108 a month for the same
arthritis medicine he gives his dog for $37.80 a month.
The figures he used were taken from a House Democratic
study and did not reflect his family's own costs. Moreover,
the study's figures referred to wholesale prices, not
prices paid by the consumer.
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September
26, 2000: The Washington Times reported: In the
aftermath of the Clinton administration's decision to
sell 30 million barrels of oil from the SPR (Strategic
Petroleum Reserve), Mr. Gore defended the action last
Friday, saying that he was in on the ground floor when
the nation's defense-related Strategic Petroleum Reserve
was established by Congress in 1975. "I've been
part of the discussion on the Strategic Petroleum Reserve
since the days it was first established," Mr. Gore told
reporters. In fact, after the oil storage reserve
was authorized and signed into law in 1975 — two
years before Mr. Gore was in Congress — it was
being filled with oil by the middle of 1977, about five
months after he became a member of the House of Representatives.
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October
3, 2000: The first presidential debate between
Bush and Gore: About three quarters of the way into
the
debate, Governor George W. Bush gave credit to the Federal
Emergency Management Service (FEMA) for their work in
Texas during fires and floods in Parker County.
In typical fashion, Vice President Al Gore said he had
traveled to see the damage with FEMA director James
Lee Witt, "I was down there when the fires broke up."
Carl Cameron, of Fox News first reported that Gore had
not, in fact, been to Texas with Witt to look at the
damage in Parker County.
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